Vasile1. Discursul înălţător
I have a dream today. I have a dream of ză big sneic. What it mean when dream big sneic, ţaţo? I writing to Formula As to asking dictionary of dream.
2. Discursul ferm
Fuck UE! Fuck NATO! Fuck Bill Clinton şi p-ăia de la Bucureşti.
3. Discursul tribut Iliescu-Daea
The ducks come from the trucks, but they go to Sulaina cenăl uer iz eated by cormorans. Et list they uăz ducks and not sheeps. Sheeps is living stetiu, even bedrum stetiu if iu lav sheeps veri maci.
4. A Romanian ex-Prime Minister went to Malta
Bicoz I promis spici in ingliş, I go to PSD to spici. I say I wanna spici on the teibăl. They say you betta not spici on the teibăl, you sanamabici.
5. Discursul precaut
Ghiv me libărci or ghiv mi def! Bat betăr def zen libărci. Mi-i silă de libărci.
6. Discursul Viorica Dănchurchill
We shell fight on ză beaches. We shell seashells on ză seashore. We shell she sell nămolu, peatra de baie, how you say porumb in ingliş, we shell never sărender. Petrom iz betăr zen Shell.
