Scandal la incinerarea regizorului Sergiu Nicolaescu. Mai multe persoane care s-au strâns, sâmbătă, la crematoriul Vitan-Bîrzeşti, unde a fost incinerat regizorul, şi-au exprimat nemulţumirea pentru decizia luată de soţia regretatului maestru, strigând “Ruşine!”
Ca neuitător la filme, nu-i treaba mea să discut despre Sergiu cineastul. În ceea ce mă priveşte, Sergiu a fost numa’ un om. Fiecare om are dreptul să dispună asupra proprietăţii sale, iar cea dintâi proprietate a fiecărui om este corpul său. Dacă ultima dorinţă a lui Sergiu a fost să fie dus la crematoriu şi cremuit la jar (probabil cea mai demnă, cinstită şi curată formă de a-ţi încheia socotelile cu existenţa), aia e!, troglodiţi superstiţioşi cari sunteţi.
Dacă ultima dorinţă a lui Sergiu, sau ceea ce au considerat apropiaţii lui Sergiu că ar fi fost ultima dorinţă a lui Sergiu, a fost să steie cu coşciugul închis, să nu-l vadă nimeni, pentru ce te revolţi, plebe? Ai un fetiş cu hoituri?
Auzi, “să le fie ruşine” că nu era mortul la vedere. Ca când e cineva făcut terci pe asfalt, cu buluc de curioşi în jur. N-ar fi curioşi, unii dintre ei, să înveţe să scrie şi să citească, da’ cum arată mort un om pe care nu l-au văzut niciodată viu, asta îi roade bine di tăt.
Concetăţene! Respectă dorinţele aproapelui tău, ar fi zis Iisus dacă ar fi fost trimis de ta-su să facă bine.
În schimb, Iisus trimis de ta-su să troleze a zis numa’ iubeşte-ţi aproapele. Când iubeşti pe cineva, începi să “ştii mai bine decât el ce e bine pentru el”. Începe să te fută grija, cum se mai spune în cercurile nobiliare.
Nu ştiu dacă vă amintiţi, acu’ doi ani şi bietul Paţurcă ceruse să fie incinerat. O zi, două, mai târziu, bietul Paţurcă a fost îngropat la Bellu cu alai pentru că hai să ne cîcăm pe ultima dorinţă a unui amărât, ziseră soru-sa, biserica şi asociaţia de revoluţionari.
Cât eşti de meschin, române, câtă frică de animal încolţit ai în tine când te agăţi de orice te-au învăţat că-i tradiţie.
Uite o baladă frumoasă din Alaska despre ultime dorinţe.
The Cremation of Sam McGee (Robert W. Service)
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge I cremated Sam McGee.
Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam ’round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he’d often say in his homely way that “he’d sooner live in hell.”
On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka’s fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we’d close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn’t see;
It wasn’t much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.
And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and “Cap,” says he, “I’ll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I’m asking that you won’t refuse my last request.”
Well, he seemed so low that I couldn’t say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
“It’s the cursèd cold, and it’s got right hold till I’m chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet ’tain’t being dead—it’s my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you’ll cremate my last remains.”
A pal’s last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.
There wasn’t a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn’t get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: “You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it’s up to you to cremate those last remains.”
Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows— O God! how I loathed the thing.
And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I’d often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.
Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the “Alice May.”
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry, “is my cre-ma-tor-eum.”
Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.
Then I made a hike, for I didn’t like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don’t know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.
I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: “I’ll just take a peep inside.
I guess he’s cooked, and it’s time I looked”; … then the door I opened wide.
And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it’s the first time I’ve been warm.”
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge I cremated Sam McGee.



cred că trebuia să faci şi traducere la versuri. Limbajul de pitecantrop mioritic nu include şi “english version” La o adică, eu unul cred că magii de la “răsărit” au adus in dar poporului nostru numai lamâie şi jir…
si P.S. “din surse” Patriarhia Romana vrea ca sa il aduca pe Masaru Emoto la Constanta sa verifice dpdv stiintific (aka molecule de apa criogenata sparta la sectiune si microscopata) ca sa vada toata prostimea mioritica harul miraculos care te tine ferit de “dusmanii vazuti si nevazuti”…
P.S. 2 Regret nespus ca n`a venit Apocalipsa mayasha…lumea asta(in paramatrii astia) nu mai are cu cine sa continue… deci, “Ati apucat lipsa?”
Ce pot să zic? Muie ălora care n-au avut altceva mai bun de făcut sâmbătă decât să-şi exprime nemulţumirea strigând “ruşine” la crematoriul Vitan-Bîrzeşti, unde a fost incinerat regizorul. Să-i fută în gură Sf. Pricopie, dădătorul de muie.
Mda, a fost o chestie de bun simt din partea regizorului si a sotiei sale, si o chestie năroadă din partea norodului. Cum zice frantuzu’, common sense is not so common.
.. cam mare poluarea şi consumul de combustibili fosili în treba cu cremuirea, dar altfel subscriu la finalu lu ggl!