Palinka (Is Not Wine, Is Not Summer)

Moţăiam într-o zi pe tejgheaua barului şi era o seară cu karaoke şi un gagiu şi o gagică mai talentaţi decât mine au cântat împreună acest cântec clasic. A fost oribil. E oribil să cânte cineva mai bine decât tine la karaoke, huo. Dar m-am întrebat cum ar suna Summer Wine dacă ar fi despre ţuică, aşa că mi-am notat această întrebare în agendă şi am moţăit mai departe.

P-ormă un demon din vis mi-a şoptit: Vasile, eliberează-ţi programul că mâine dimineaţă trebuie să scrii prost, să cânţi cu accentu’ ăla şi să desenezi cu picioarele exact această drăcie pe care ţi-o voi dicta eu acum.

Is good stronk East Europe version of famous song, made only from plum, my friend.

Strawberry, cherry, angel kiss and bubbled gum
My palinka has none of this, is only plum

I drove to town in Dacia car that jingle bad
Despite I fixing it in front of house with dad
She said you help me carry pig in trunk of car
And I will give to you palinka

Ooo palinka

Strawberry, cherry, angel kiss and bubbled gum
My palinka has none of this, is only plum
Let’s open trunk and see if pig is still in car
and I will give to you palinka

Ooo palinka

My car has hole in it and hole was very big
I try to open trunk but couldn’t find her pig
She said some real bad thing of Christ and my grandma
And then she took from me palinka

Ooo palinka

Strawberry, cherry, angel kiss and bubbled gum
My palinka has none of this, is only plum
Come to dark forest, help me find lost animal
And I give back to you palinka

Ooo palinka

When I woke up the snow is fall on my mustache
My wallet it was gone, thank god it had no cash
She took spare tire and the gas from Dacia
And left me craving for more palinka

Ooo palinka

Strawberry, cherry, angel kiss and bubbled gum
My palinka has none of this, is only plum
Next time you help me carry other pig in car
and I will give to you my palinka